You know it's true...

"Outer space exists because it's afriad to be in the same planet with Chuck Norris"

"God could make the Universe in 1 month. Chuck Norris gave him 1 week."

"(untranslated) Ο Τσακ Νόρρις μπορεί να κάνει μία τρύπα στο νερό. Κυριολεκτικά."